Thursday, June 23, 2005

Bill O'Reilly is a big baby...

The polls are down, the people are angry and the ratings are down at Fox, hence it's all Air America's fault...at least that's the problem according to Bill O'Reilly who doesn't want to blame his slipping ratings and Bush's crash in the polls on things like, you know, Iraq, Congressional corruption and White House ignorance. NO it's Air America's bunch of "clowns" who are "undermining" the war.

He then hurled this accusation at Air America Radio: "So, all those clowns at the liberal radio network, we could incarcerate them immediately. Will you have that done, please? Send over the FBI and just put them in chains, because they, you know, they're undermining everything and they don't care."

Bill's head exploded shortly thereafter, hence Fox will show "The Best of Bill O'Reilly: The Shut Up! Factor" until they are able to piece it back together.

Stephanie Miller asked on the air that a cranky congressman be sent pacifiers for his behaviour. I think Bill needs one too...how many do you think we can get sent to his office, hmmmmm?


This is all my sleep deprived lack of focus can handle right now other than CALL YOUR CONGRESSFOLK TODAY AND MAKE SURE THEY SAVE PBS!!!

More later...

Peace --Alex

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